
1. While running last week, he suddenly demanded, "Where are we running? I mean, who's chasing us? After this, we just have to run more. We never get where we're going!"

Jared's response: "Hellz yeah! Then I can make my scones, bitches!"
(To be fair, we'd also discussed buying a rolling pin earlier that day to do some baking.)
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What's in the scones? Dried cherries? Cranberries? Surely these must qualify as carbohydrates as running fuel.
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